The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to see through thin air

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The ability to fart inwards.

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to get rid of feminism

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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the power die if you think.

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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Asexual reproduction.

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!