The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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the power to fail any test you want

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to smell farts nearby

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!