the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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the ability to die once you have died

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The power to give your wife rights

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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hey

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The power to do nothing

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!