The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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the power to be really itchy.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to make out of thin air

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The power to ?-1.

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The power to dance really well

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!