The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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The power to be a dick.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to kill yourself

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black people

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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being able to blow up and die

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!