the power to pee on command

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the power to kill yourself at will

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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the power to lose your power at will

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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the power to fly but only upward

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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the power to not have a power

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!