The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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the power to fail at everything you

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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See through invisible people

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Feeling people's depression.

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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The ability to part...hair.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The power to not see ads

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!