The ability to make your text green on google

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The power to not be color blind.

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The Power of cheese

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!