The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The super power to control paper.

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!