The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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the power of the succulent game

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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Balls.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!