The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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the power to have a power.

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The power to fart flames

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The power to silence explosions.

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to take a crap.

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to lick your own back...

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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Being alive (until you die).

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!