The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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The power to have a black president

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!