the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The power to dance really well

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The superpower to poo at will.

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!