The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power to go through open windows

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The power to talk to dust

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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Swiss army teeth.

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!