The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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the power to shoot superman

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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The Power to Combust

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Retractable Teeth

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The ability to go 100% slower

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to write a country song

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the power to glow in the light

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!