The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The superpower to poo at will.

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The power to become inverted background color.

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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the ability to have children fully grown

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The ability to understand women!!

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The ability to yell through your nose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!