the power to glow in the light

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to die at will

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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The power to have no power.

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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Liam Brudenell

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!