the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power to be buried at sea

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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Have sex but not feel it

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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the power to die at will

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Lactokinesis

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!