The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The power to die at will.

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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the power to get blood clots

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to set money on fire

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!