The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to glow in the dark

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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The power to shape shift into water

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!