The power to be a dick.

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power to turn into paper

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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mint berry crunch

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to commit suicide.

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The superpower to have a superpower

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the power to have a power.

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!