The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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Aweonao

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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the power to bi ugly

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!