the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to suck your own dick

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The power to die at will

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to transform into yourself

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!