The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The power to shape shift into water

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The power to sleep

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to lick your own back...

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to be HUMAN

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power to talk to dust

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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the power to shoot superman

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!