The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The power to shower naked.

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!