The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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the power to taste your own spit

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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the power to glow in the light

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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The power to be more human than most people.

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!