The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

The power to die at will

the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

The power to cry acid tears

The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

The ability to see through glass

the power to get a free game but can't play it.

The ability to breath, but only in space.

The power to be -100% faster...

The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

The power of creating poop.

the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

The power to only tell the truth

the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!