The power to only be drunk while driving.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The Power of cheese

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!