The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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the power to make glass clear

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to transform into a bronie

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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the power to commit crime.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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Feeling people's depression.

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!