the power to have a power.

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to die whenever you want.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The power to predict the past.

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The power to do nothing/

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!