The power to turn wine into water

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The Power of cheese

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!