The power to have all your friends leave you

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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the power to fail any test you want

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power to poke

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!