The power to sleep

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The power to turn food into shit.

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The power to die at will.

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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The power to pee ants.

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!