The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The power to know what Erika is!

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The power to sweat soup.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power to only tell the truth

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to know WTF is going on

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The power to ?-1.

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!