the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The power to be a dick.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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black people

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!