The power to get AIDS.

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The power of exact change

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power to levitate mustard.

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The power to speak brail.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!