Aweonao

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The power to see through water

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to speak with death people..

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!