- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

The ability to fart inwards.

The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

the power to pee shit and shit piss.

the power to pee on command

the power to kill yourself at will

The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

the power to lose your power at will

The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

the power to fly but only upward

A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

The power to play a flute with your ass

The power to glow... in the dark...

The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

The power to be Helen Keller at will.

The power to look what is at the back of your head.

Pointless Super Powers