The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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the power to get STD's

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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Aweonao

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The power to be a normal person

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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the power to have no one read this post

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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To call me maybe

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!