The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to have a power

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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the power to die at will

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!