The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to be a human

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!