The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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the power to hate nature

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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the power to fail at everything you

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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power to eat through your but

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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the power to vote

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!