the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to not be color blind.

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power to find lost socks.

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The ability to be raped.

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The power to fart flames

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!