The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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the power to shit liquidly

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!