The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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The power to be justin beiber

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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the power of the succulent game

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Balls.

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!