The power to be a dick.

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The power to turn into paper

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to turn food into shit.

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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Being alive (until you die).

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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the power die if you think.

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!