Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The power of bullet atraction

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The power to not have a power.

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The power to die

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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to make asians smart

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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Useless super power? A shitbag (my former boss, now my employee, funny story really) at work heard I have diabetuus and started lecturing me in the meeting room in front off everybody as how sugar was bad, and that I should not drink artificial sugar and sodas and... ...Anyway he refused to shut up and had (back then) the guts to point at me and shout "SHUT UP I AM LECTURING YOU!" And continued "avoid juice and whatnot... ...Then I had enough bullshit for one day, slammed him against the wall and shouted: ITS DIABETES TYPE ONE QUEERFAG! I WAS BORN WITH IT ITS CALLED BREATHMINTS MOTHERFUKKER! Point: He called the cops and made up a lot of lies about me such as: "rhe one where I made him FEEL afraid for his life etc" which my former coleagues comfirmed where not true at all. then he called his boss in order to get me fired, his boss contacted me, we spoke, my former boss/"lecturer" got demoted, now two years later I got promoted to his former position... ...Before I left work yesterday, I grabbed my insuline pen and stuck it in my tigh and asked him/it:remember about that time you lectured me about diabetes?"... Funny story really, you should all have been there.

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!