The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The power to die on command

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The power to read your own mind!

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The power of gentle breeze

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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the power to speak only in binary

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The power to kill yourself

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!