The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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mint berry crunch

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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the power to have a power.

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power to cry acid tears

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!