the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to take away your power.

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The ability to fart inwards.

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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Being alive (until you die).

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power of not knowing the future

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to see through thin air

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The power to have no powers!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!