the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The power to die

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power to die at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!