The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power of creating poop.

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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Having the power of a normal human

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!