The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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the power to have no one read this post

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The super power to control paper.

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to see through water

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!