The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power to murder rocks.

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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the power die if you think.

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!