The power to dance really well

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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The power to die on command

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!