The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The power to see through pastry..

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!