the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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Asexual reproduction.

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Endless falling....

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power to speak brail.

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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Aweonao

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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the power to get blood clots

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the power to feel extreme pain

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!