The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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To call me maybe

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The power to repel women.

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to stay a virgin

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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The power to exist

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!