The power to shower naked.

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The power to pee standing up

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The power to be a normal human

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!