Liam Brudenell

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The power to eat three times a day.

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to only drink liquids

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to speak using their mouth

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The power to become inverted background color.

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The ability to understand women!!

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The power to see through a hole

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!