the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to buy free things.

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The power to exist

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The power to be a normal human

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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Grass eating

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!