The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The power to fart upon command.

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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Immunity to medication

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The power to read your own mind.

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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the power to speak only in binary

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The power to be yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!