The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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the power to get STD's

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The power to know WTF is going on

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!