The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The superpower to have a superpower

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the power to have a power.

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The power of creating poop.

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the power to bi ugly

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!