the power... to read this

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The power to not Waste time

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to suck your own dick

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to die at will

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KeemStar

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!