The power to die.

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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penis

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The ability to fart pee.

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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the power to do one push-up

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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the power to make glass clear

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!