The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The power to speak braille

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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the power to die if you think

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The power to come second in any race

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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The power to write a country song

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!